1. I mind my own business (mostly), except when I blog

2. I haven't yet tried to start any wars, if you don't count my posts against Salesforce (do price wars count?)

3. I have traveled to four countries (yes, FOUR DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!) in the last year

4. I recently watched a Japanese samurai movie with sub-titles and I felt really sad (really) for the guys who were getting their heads chopped

5. I tried to negotiate a peace treaty between our Windows users and Mac users recently, and I barely escaped with my life

I hope the Nobel committee would do only what is fair and just, and recognize my achievements. After all, I have even heard of "War and Piece", the German book.

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